Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
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he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
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I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
My roommate just google searched "cumming blood" using my laptop. Her boyfriend is in her room, she looks scared. Words cannot explain how hilarious this is.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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