Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
Having sex with my girlfriend wearing my old Tom Brady jersey on the day he's freed is the closest I'll come to a 3way with Tom
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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