Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Randomize
