you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
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You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
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Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
The fact that you screamed, "Alf is my spirit animal!" is proof enough that we're too old for peyote.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
Upon further investigation my nipples are bruised and I have teeth marks all over.
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