Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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