well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
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Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
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That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
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