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I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
No...this little piggys going to the bar
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
do you remember showing me a picture of your husbands penis last night?
yea! the mushroom one. i would only show you.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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