Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
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