After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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