I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
it is 7:54 and i am surrounded by drunk old people. drunk enough that my grandmother and her friend just compared boobs. as in, shirts off, bras coming down. save me.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Is a wave an appropriate goodbye when your one night stand wakes up and walks out towards the door while you are looking through the garbage for the evidence of a condom?
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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