My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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