Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
I'm not about to serve this country to fuckin not have rum and cheezits for breakfast
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Randomize
