Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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