xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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