Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
In case this wasn't clear when i said being his wingman was "hopeless", his date walked out on him when he poured a beer on his head trying to shotgun it
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Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
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Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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