Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
My balls are so social today.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
You might have been able to redeem yourself had you not referred to grandma as "this bitch".
That explains the hand print on my face. That old lady knows how to throw a punch.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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