Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
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