i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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