Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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