used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
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