guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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