I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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