ha- omfg whatt the fuck is wrong w me. Alcohol+third cousins= bad decisions
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
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If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
She's the barista slut.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
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Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
You chipped your front tooth on the toilet bowl. Should I call your dentist?
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