I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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