Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
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