I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
My general physician told me i have the emotional capacity of a 2 year old, While he refilled my xanax prescription. That's service!
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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