BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
