It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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