love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
I wonder sometimes what your vagina thinks about you.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
There are no winners in a lube eating competition.
Pretty sure this ice cream truck is following me.
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
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