the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
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you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
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Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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