You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
