if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
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You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
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Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
Randomize