I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
He made a note in his iPhone tonight so that he would remember that I rejected him.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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