Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
You don't get off work for this? I feel genuinely bad for you.
I'll have a beer when I get into the office. Yes, I hide beer in my work frige.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Well he was saying something about being emotionally unavailable since his dad died, but then I blew him in a tree and he shut up
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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