she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Maybe he injected his testicle?
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
