I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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