That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
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The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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