His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
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At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
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You tried to tip the Uber driver with a meatball sub. Then, when he refused your meatball sub...you demanded he take you to the corner with the hookers. The valet has your keys and water balloons. I'm glad you're only in Chicago for the weekend.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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