I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
My doctor just informed me that my food allergies qualify me for a medical marijuana license. I get it on Tuesday. It won't help at all, but my life is awesome!
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The cab driver gave me a church card yesterday and said I should reconnect with god.
Then he gave me 2 tickets to a movie he's going to be in
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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