My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
I've never watched DWTS before, but this show's got Pamela Anderson, Erin Andrews and Brooke Burke: 3 of my top 10 all time most masturbated to women.
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Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
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Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
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