What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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