why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
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He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
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When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Roommate charged out of his room in pajamas yelling "MAKE IT RAIN" and just threw $4,000 in fifties onto my head. My Friday night.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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