i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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