I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
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If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
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she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
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