so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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