youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
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If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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