he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
You do realize I got a panda tattooed on my ass just to get you laid, right?
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch buck Rodgers in Tuesday.
Jesus Christ you're perfect.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
Randomize
