he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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