hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Seriously. My exes act like they own shares of my vagina.
Well, in their defense, they have invested a lot of time and money
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Dear god my vagina.
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