I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
You know I think I am ok with him not moving in yet. He came over, fixed my closet, ate me out, and left. I'm now in sweats drinking coke and rum and watching new girl. This works for me.
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
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I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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