okay pat passed out under dana's car
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Teaching my class, used paper clips to fix my hair. Too hungover to be a kindergarten teacher.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
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