I cockslap morals
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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