STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
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So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
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we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
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