My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
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i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
In college, I had one standard. Penis. A lot has changed since then. Now I really only have one standard. Breathing.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
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From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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