i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
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Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
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i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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