As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
I had him autograph the condom wrapper.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
TFW YOU ACCIDENTALLY SEND A MEME ABOUT LIKING ANAL TO THE GROUP CHAT. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?
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