so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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