is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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